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{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

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