{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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Adrie Poldervaart is a Dutch professional football manager and former player who is the assistant manager of Eredivisie club Fortuna Sittard.
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}